Here's what I want to know, when we as a civilization came to the conclusion that our sun and the stars are actually the same fucking thing, why didn't we take the next logical step to go ahead and call them by the same fucking name?
Can't decide which name we're going to stick with? I'll make it easy for you; we just mash it up "Girl Talk" style! You ready for this? "Stun", how you like that? Now I know what you're thinking, "But Ty, 'stun' is already a word!" It's a verb though bitch! The noun slot's wide open!
You're welcome, English language! And you're welcome to Esperanto too! Seriously, you guys? English kinda gets a pass because they're old, but you were designed in 1887! You should've known better. And "suno"? Yeah, I don't think so-o.